urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:leekmayer Mr. Mayer Amy 2007-09-29T03:27:39Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:leekmayer:14767 2007-02-07T14:22:31Z 2007-09-29T03:27:39Z ... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:leekmayer:14381 2006-09-21T00:18:43Z 2006-09-21T00:18:43Z mohammed rafi both my friends told me i have an ager problem. <br />in fact, a lot of people in my life have mentioned casually that i seem angry alot of the time. this causes me to wonder if this is a recent, or ongoing, or even born problem. because in every single on of my baby pictures, i look absolutely furious. maybe i just have a lower ( or higher?) threshold for irritation.<br />all i know is that when something is annoying, i end up being mad for longer than i should. whatever. at least its an identifying quality urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:leekmayer:13939 2005-10-10T06:00:49Z 2005-10-10T06:00:49Z nuttincuz i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />i want to live in a world of whimsy and old buildings. men in suits goddamnit! MEN IN SUITS!<br /> <br />Josie says:<br />im going to hang myself with the next tie i see. can the suits have bows?<br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />absolutely not. <br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />vests. and ties. <br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />and walking sticks.. <br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br /> why cant i have that<br /> <br />Josie says:<br />what about those texas things ...<br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />....no <br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />anything texas is no. <br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />gardens, fountains, highly advanced university courses! CLASSICAL MUSIC<br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />leatherbound encyclopedias!!! DUST!<br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />OH GOD<br /> <br />Josie says:<br />you cant have it because they're all in texas havin a class a party with thier high school sweeties<br /> <br />i roll with the thunder dogs says:<br />FUCK NO!. <br /><br /><br />it's hopeless now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:leekmayer:13518 2005-09-29T23:43:07Z 2005-09-29T23:43:07Z it has become apparent to me that the only way to achieve the teenage life i want at the moment is to feel absolutely no shame or regret about anything i do or say. only then can i acheive some sort of crude enlightenment. you can do no wrong when nothing you do is wrong. <br />i have set a goal for myself. <br />to one day walk out of my house, dressed in a moo- moo, and somehow manage to insult everyone i run into, especially if they qualify as a racial minority, or classified in a no-political-correct-man's land. if i do these things, feeling no guilt, or remorse, or even look backward, i, for some reason, believe that what i say will go, and no one will question me. <br />the idea is personal contraversy. <br />the thought is so damn liberating, it makes me want to drink more whiskey